Still Got It

I’m smarter than the average bear. Ay, Boo Boo …

I was beginning to worry if high blood pressure and anger (which leads to the Dark Side) would strip me of my superior intellect. It is my gift, it is my curse, it is my fault that I did not wear an ankle brace. Anyhoo, Heather posted a bulletin on MySpace with an IQ challenge to her impressive 132. I haven’t taken one of these nifty little exams in years, so I sat down and jacked into the Matrix. A few minutes later, I was on Testriffic taking this quick assessment of my intelligence. I figured I would do alright even with the pain killers and insomnia. So …


Not a bad score if I do say so myself. I took another one a couple years ago on Tickle. I like the Tickle site a bit better, because you get an in-depth analysis of your score and how you scored on the different areas of the test. I also don’t recall having to turn down almost a dozen offers to sign up for some service at $9.99 a month or so with Tickle. So if you are ever in need of sage advice, feel free to ask. Just like Wile E. Coyote, I am a certified Genius!