Talking Shit

I do it. You do it. Most people do it. Some people just do it a bit too much.

Have you ever been hanging out with a group and there's that one person that has to top every story. He/she is always the drunkest, best singer/driver/dancer, craziest bestest person ever. There's nothing wrong with telling the occasional tall tell and there is certainly nothing wrong with talking shit, but eventually you have to back up some of that manure you've been spilling on my shoes. Case in point. There's a girl named "K" that I've hung out with on several occasions. She's cute, plays volleyball, drinks and smokes. Your average, everyday twenty-something. She loves to run her mouth, though. Most times I don't mind, but then you try to get her to back it up and BOOM - you have not seen more stammering and backpedaling in your entire life. Example 1, she was talking shit about nobody being able to leave a handprint on her ass. Now this is definitely a challenge I could get behind. Later on that night Junior and myself were about to make a spectacle of her, but she jerked out of our grasp and headed for the exit. True, we didn't leave a hand print on her ass but we weren't really given an opportunity either. Example 2, she was talking shit about being able to drink a lot. I know a lot of people that can drink a lot of beer. Most people have a harder time with mixed drinks. I mentioned that drinking a beer can be different than drinking bourbon or whiskey and she shot that idea down. Supposedly she can drink either equally well. Sounds like another challenge to me. So I invited her to have a few mixed drinks with me while she was on the patio and she declined even after I offered to buy the first round. Example 3 is ongoing. A few weeks back, there were a group of ladies discussing plans for Halloween. The discussion turned to "sexy" outfits and how much flesh could be shown by each. K decided her costume would be a tshirt that read "Cock" and a pair of boy shorts that read "Tease". At least she openly admits her womanly ways. Granted its been a couple of weeks and she could have changed her mind, but I'm going out on a limb and guess she won't actually show up at Marikkas in said scantily clad outfit. So I've taken it upon myself to help her out, but making my take on that outfit for her. I've taken a plain black tshirt and written "Cock" on the front (around the breast region) and "Tease" on the lower back (around the buttocks region). Technically, she could wear just this shirt and give the entire cocktease message all at once. Below are pictures of the shirt. I will do my best to get pictures of her costume and post those also. It will be my pleasure to be proven wrong.