Something a bit sensitive

Wow I’m being bold, I guess
Because in truth I’ve had little rest
Let’s put that lunacy to the test

This young lady with smile so bright,
Hair of red and ‘do that’s tight
Would you maybe like to grab a bite?

Of course, if you’re willing to take the chance
There’s always the option most call the dance
But I don’t know your feelings on this stance

If the answer is ‘Yes’


[Enter Fergie (from the BLACK EYED PEAS) seen here with me on our honeymoon to the big island of Hawaii where I was born.]

SHE’LL have him SPENDING
Spending all HIS money on HER
And all HIS time on HER

If the answer is ‘No’

Please don’t say as your excuse
Washing that mane of lovely, hair
That cliché is a bit overused
In fact, I feel, often abused
So to me it would not be fair.