NEW Sharif in Town

WARNING!!!! Parental Discretion is ADVISED AND STRONGLY RECOMMENDED!!!!
The following post contains content of an ADULT and MATURE nature. If you are not an adult (today) AND/OR you are not mature (in your mind, body and soul right this very minute) then it is strongly advised you turn the FBOMB around and look at some HAPPY FROG TREE FRIENDS WEB SITE or that STUPID FN iTunes store.

Did that deter you? Were you smart enough to look into yourself and see that you may not want to proceed. Can you feel my wrath and anger and judgementalness and furious anger [You said ANGER twice. I got A LOT of ANGER Right now] and just plain OH MY FN Lord I can't believe he just said that rolling off this keyboard? DAMN IT, the SOB is on fire again. I am done. I AM DONE! I am done being somebody else, because you think you know me. You think you know me! Do you, do you think you KNOW ME? If you do and you like that image turn away now. I you want to know me, read on. Experience my drama (no more drama, you don't want no drama) if you dare.

The Sheriff is NEAR!
No Dad Blamit. I said, ‘The Sheriff is a .’ (BONG!)

We extend this Laurel and hardy handshake to our new NWORD!

Now that I have your attention. WHOOOOOOOO!!! There are some of you that look at this or any scene from Blazing Saddles and think, what the FBOMB has happend to this Mother TRUCKER?!? Some of you are saying to yourself, damn that's just B$ (pro - nounced B-money)! And others of you that HATE, HATE, HATE to talk about race are getting ready to turn the page, channel, browser and unplug your FN computers, put them in storage or give them to Goodwill and will NEVER, NEVER, NEVER come to this site AGAIN! You know why I say that, because I know you. You think you know me, but I KNOW YOU! I KNOW YOU"RE STEALING RIGHT NOW! I know you are sitting in front of your keyboards, stealing from your perspective companies by viewing this site. OR stealing from your loved ones - family and friends by viewing this site? OR stealing from YOUR DAMN SELF by viewing this stupid site! YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME! But you don't know me Mother Trucker. You think you know me. Man I need to calm down, Alice! (Big shout out to RAY RAY and BUBBA and CLEOFUS and NUCD in the ATL; be with you soon baby) You think you know me. Just like the Superstar Edge from THE WWE (that's right I'm back into the undeniable pleasure of watching mostly buff men of all ages, races and colors along with some of the hottest female talent on the planet including several Playboy Centerfold/Cover Girls), who I try to immulate on a daily basis now that I've lost touch with reality, THINK that I am clinically insane {I have been self diagnosed} and am about to launch a professional wrestling career as soon as I give up this cushy position in the MBA Program and all the good things that I have going for me with a PT job at TOYOTA (pronounced TIE-YO-TA). You THINK YOU KNOW ME! You don't know a DAMN thing about me! You think you know me. In fact, if you are looking at this and going B has lost it, B is done, where the HELL is that sensitive, quiet young man that I know and love and admire and look up to and ask for advice and doesn't break under the strain of 1.21 JIGGA FN WATTS of electricity running through his veins, then YOU need to shut this down now. You need to walk away before you get hurt, before your image and your mind is totally FN blown (you may or may not be able to tell that I am trying to better myself in the EYES of the LORD, but cutting down on my cursing - shout out to Toyota and EB and MM and the one and only KD in AZ, but I can't just yet 'cause shite (pronounced SHY-TA) MUST be said. And apparently I have to be the one to say it. You THINK U know ME??? You don't know the first thing about me. Not because you haven't tried, I don't blame you, I don't BLAME any of you. See what I did there, that's an FN lie. I wouldn't be at work, at school, at home, on the road, outside your apartment/house or anywhere else MAD like a MOTHER TRUCKER over some DUMB ACE SHITE if I wasn't MAD at somebody (sorry for the caps aka shouting, but the voices in my brain are SCREAMING - they have friends and neighborhoods set up and I can't stop them, not all of them). You'll meet some of ME in the coming days/weeks/months.

You think you know me?!? I am the GAME. I AM THE CEREBRAL ASSASIN! Did you know that before the last 48 hours? It's time to play the GAME?!? YOU DON"T KNOW THIS GAME! You THINK you know? I was ANONYMOUS. I AM ANONYMOUS NO MORE! I AM INVISIBLE NO MORE! It was me. First to stick up for Phil, because I thought it was crap what was going on. I am the GAME. Then to entertain myself, because of the many contradictions AS was spitting out. NO ONE WANTED TO SAY WHAT I SAID BECAUSE THEY WERE AFRAID OF RETRIBUTION AND RETALIATION on your part Amber. You do not always listen when your FRIENDS give their opinion if it is differnet from yours. I AM SORRY if what I said hurt you or Mack or JD or MD or Liz or Phil and the list goes on, but it needed to be said. If you don't want to be around me because of what I said (not all of which I even believe, but over time I have become the CEREBRAL ASSASIN and can push buttons at will, not to mention that you had no inkling that it was me) then I truly feel sorry for you and personally THINK you are not MATURE enough to handle critisism. PROVE ME WRONG! I admire you for a lot of things AS, not the least of which is your home ownership status and having the guts to start a business that you know and love. Don't feel that you ever have to shy away from your FRIENDS for any reason. WE WANT to be here for you and those that you love. But you have to be willing to let us into your life. I don't call and talk to you or anyone as much as I should. I know that. But it can be a rare occassion that I hear from you guys. Maybe I'm busy, or asleep or at work or just unable to get to the phone, but don't think that you will ever INTERRUPT or INCONVENIENCE me. Feel free to call and talk to me, find out where I am AND/OR leave a message whenever you feel like it (HELL I lost my phone tonight, so I won't get back to you for a few days, but call like the MADMAN). My biggest thing I'm upset about right now is that everyone (including myself) is selfish. You have to look out for A #1 SuperGuy, but that doesn't mean you CAN'T ALSO look out for your friends and neighbors. Like the pig said, 'That's all folks!' For now. Maybe one day you will have the courage to look into the HEART of DARKNESS!